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How to minimize your phone usage.

  1. Arrive home 2. Pick up your 11mo baby 3. Have her play with your phone (slobber all over it while she’s at it) 4. Get the phone disabled for several minutes by zee baby. 5. Voilà
Posted on October 21, 2019






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