As far as collecting random text, the Windows Notepad app is the equivalent to Drafts on any of my iOS devices or Mac. I found this in it today and I do not remember where or when I got it from.
Never Say Never Again:
M: Too many free radicals, that’s your problem.
Bond: Free radicals, sir?
M: Yes. They’re toxins that destroy the body and the brain. Caused by eating too much red meat and white bread, and too many dry martinis!
Bond: Then I shall cut out the white bread, sir.