I haven’t bought anything from Diesel Sweeties Store in a while, but I love getting the emails still! I find stuff like this:
Some days you eat the bear, some days the bear convinces you to invest in its new pea-protein based vegan Bear Substitute and you make millions together. > And then you and the bear fall in love, move to the mountains, and after decades as a supportive couple, the bear eats you. > The end.